North Korea, Best Korea!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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