Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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