I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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