where am i from again
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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