eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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