so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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