just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
They took my balls.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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