puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
im holly from the hills drunk
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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