marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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