I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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