How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
