i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
Youâre sleeping on my couch so youâre not making dick appointments tonight
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