Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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