id be glad to
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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