So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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