My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
well you can't waste a boner
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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