Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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