addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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