...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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