You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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