M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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