Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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