One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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