Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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