belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
