a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I smell like Dick and happiness
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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