the new term for farting is butt boxing.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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