final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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