So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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