but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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