Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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