Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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