Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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