so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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