Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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