Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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