Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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