508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
So apparently I’m into choking now
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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