I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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