Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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