...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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