Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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