quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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