Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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