Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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