Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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