I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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