I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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