My balls are so social today.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Operation Purity has been aborted
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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