So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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