Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He shit in the fireplace
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