If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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