He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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