I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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