He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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