Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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