It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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